Bard's Tale No.2

The Journey Begins
(sang to the tune of "West End Girls")

''Sometimes you're left for dead There's a gash in your hand and an arrow in your head Bleeding out fast, too unstable Try to stop it, but you are unable In the outskirts of a goblin town You're in luck, there's a tiefling around Laid face down, like a clown in the outskirts Of a goblin town''

''In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood Goblin Hood''

''Too many questions, Lord Wrags voices "Your head or the flute", "not many choices" "If, when, why, what? How much time do I got?" "When you got it, when you get it, I'll know" "How will you?" "That's for me to choose, and I'll never tell you" ("Will the bard succeed?")''

''In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood Goblin Hood Goblin Hood''

''("Will the bard succeed?") In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood Goblin Hood''

''I've got a kenku rogue and tiefling druid Just you wait, while we push through it We've got the future, a crooked past Here today, built to last Dragonborn, in a coma From Ezgog Drakh, onto Ahegoma ("How far will we go?")''

''In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood In a goblin town, up to no good The Fairy men and Goblin Hood Goblin Hood Goblin Hood Goblin Hood ("How far will we go?")''